there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
good thing i’m both
losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
I died laughing for 8 million years
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket
YOU’RE NOT A CAT
YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT
I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan
#lucius is mortified that his own son is so transparent #he has to go home and lie down in a dark room #gay for POTTER how EMBARRASSING #narcissa knows he gets the fondness for potters from a defect on the black side of the family but chooses not to say anything #she just strokes lucius’s hair and promises to teach draco a better pokerface #subtlety is a lost art (queerpotters)
Benedict Cumberbatch was asked what character he’d be if he was in Star Wars. This was his response.